What is the definition of Masturbation Infection?

"Masturbation infection"? Now, let's break this down. It's like when you get a pimple from rubbing your face too much in a public restroom - but instead of a pimple, it's a term used medically to describe an infection that happens when someone excessively engages in self-stimulation, particularly when they're not in a clean environment. It's essentially your own private body turning into a hot, sticky, and potentially deadly public bathtub.

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Here's an unsettling example sentence: "The once-proud astronaut, after months of 'elf-love' in zero gravity, developed a 'asturbation infection' that had to be treated with a new-age therapy involving stargazing and singing 'Happy Birthday' to the International Space Station."